rate yourself and rape yourself.

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via queen-angst)

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle, via laughcentre)

bideogams:

*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*

*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*

(via laughcentre)

The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking

sodamnrelatable:

WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED

CONGRATULIONS,

YOU WON

(via damnthatswhatshesaid)

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

(via slutandthefalcon)

drunkwarrior:

boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces

(via theperks0fbeingafern)

When I try to make new friends.

laugh-addict:

i think the greatest part about this is that it doesn’t matter which chameleon you were referring to they’re both equally accurate

(Source: i-crush-everything, via yolandatheredpanda)

reclusivesouls:

I’ve put on so much weight I am disgusted with myself

(via malloryrobyn)