rate yourself and rape yourself.

hello there internet.

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

(via azuloscuro)

  • 2008: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
  • 2009: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
  • 2010: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
  • 2011: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
  • 2012: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year